Opie Trice, real name, no gimmicks Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back, back again Shady's back, tell her friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver, well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed, mix with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor When I'm not cooperating, when I'm rockin' the table while he's operating You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag, inobulating I know that you got a job Miss Chaney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Don't let me be, don't let me be me So let me see, they try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me So come on and dip, bum on your lips *** that, cum on your lips Don't come on your tits and get ready Cause this ***'s about to get heavy, I just settled all my lawsuits *** YOU DEBBIE Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners, helpless Till someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH A visionary, vision is scary Can start a revolution, polluting the airwaves of rebel So just let me revel and bask in the fact That I got everyone kissing my ass and it's a disaster Such a catastrophe for you to see So damn much of my ass you ask for me Well I'm back, nanananananana Fix your bandants and I'm tuning in And I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin Like a splinter, the center of attention Back for the winner, I'm interesting The best thing since wrestling, infesting And your kids ears are nesting, testing Attention please Give attention, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me A titskin, a tasskin, I go tit for tat with Anybody who's talking this ***, that *** Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little limp biscuit bastards And Moby, you could get stomped by Obie You 36 year old boy had a fat glomer You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over Nobody listen to techno, now let's go Just give me the signal, I'll be there with a whole list Full of new insults, I've been dope, suspenseful With a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes this *** just seems Everybody only wants to disgust me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do black music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy There's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me This looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me Come here la la la La la la la La la la la La la la la Come here la la la La la la la La la la la La la la la Come here *