I've been warped by the rain, driven by the snow I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know, and I'm still a-wheelin' And I was out on the road, late at night, I seen my pretty Alice in every headlight Alice, Dallas Alice And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, to Hatchipi to Tonopah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back road so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me weed, white sand, wine, and you show me a sign I'll be willing to be moving Well, I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet Had my head stooped in, but I'm still on my feet, and I'm still a-wheelin' Smuggles and smokes and folks from Mexico, baked by the sun Every time I go to Mexico, and I'm still And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, to Hatchipi to Tonopah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back road so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me weed, white sand, wine, and you show me a sign I'll be willing to be moving