You say you like candy
Well, stick with me, I got some sugar up my sleeve
You like money,
place your bets on me, these odds are going crazy And don't be afraid of the Big Bad Wolf,
he's just a sheep underneath those teeth
And don't be afraid of the Wicked Witch
She ain't so bad, she ain't no bitch Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world
Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world La-la-la-ladies, if you feel me holler
Fellas, show us all a dollar Little Riding Hood is such a flirt
She got Miss Muffet all up her skirt
Hansel and Gretel never made it home
They got some cooking to do of their own Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world
Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world Once I tried to be so good
All sweet and spice like good girls should
But I don't see why I try, why do I try?
When every time I climb that hill, my Jack is somewhere chasing Jill 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world
Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world Uh uh Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair
Giddy up, giddy up on a big white horse, even if your prince ain't there
Oh, I long for ever after like every princess should
But there's always another chapter, and the apple sure tastes good! Woo ooo it's a wicked, wicked world
Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world
Yeaaa-aa-aah, Woo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world
Yea-a-a-ah, Woo ooo ooo ooo, it's a wicked world ...