Why can't a dish break a hammer? Why, oh why, oh why? Because a hammer's a hard head.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Why, and a why, and a why, and a why. Tell me why, oh why.
Because, because, because, because. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why can't a bird eat an elephant? Tell me why, and a why. Because an elephant's got a pretty hard skin.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar? Tell me why, and a why.
Because a mouse's stomach was never big enough to hold a streetcar. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Why does a cow drink water? Tell me why, and a why. Because a cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye, and a why, and a why, and a tell me why, oh why.
Because, because, goodbye, goodbye, and a bye, oh bye, oh bye.
Why don't you answer my question? Tell me why, and a why. Because I don't know the answers.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.