Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome Whoopi Goldberg! Hey! Hey! Good evening, Miami! Good evening, world! Welcome! I'm here this evening in Miami, where I have not been since Hurricane Relief. That was the last time I saw y'all. And I went down to Planet Hollywood to figure out what I was going to say. Because I'm here to do one thing and one thing only. I'm here to introduce the band. That brought music to us that our parents told us we probably shouldn't be listening to. But a lot of our parents are here tonight. A lot of people have tried to mimic this band, but couldn't do it. Because there's only one. So I'm honored and proud and pleased to introduce the world's greatest rock and roll band. Ladies and gentlemen, The Rolling Stones!