Who wants to race me? You've got a lot of gumption if you do. Pick up the pace, you'll only chase me. The best you're gonna do is number two. Who wants to race me? Better men than you have tried and failed. Where's the fools gonna try and ace me? All of me you're gonna see's my bushy tail. I'll take off like a shot, leaving you so far behind. And I'm saving you a spot right here at the finish line. I got here faster than the grease pig with a rocking high gear tied to its tail, flying down an icy roller coaster track trying to get home for supper to its mama. Who wants to race me? I thought you was a snail cause you're so slow. You won't see hide nor hair nor teeny tiny trace me. On your mark, get ready, get set, now go, man, go! Who wants to race me? Let's do one more lap, I'm ready to go. You'll never win or show or face me. On your mark, get ready, get set, now go, man, go! Who wants to race me?