I'm finally on the up-and-up, a little 401k Traded in my trailer park for a neighborhood with a gate Green finally got a castle, that's one on the right you can't miss it Upgraded from the barbed wire, now I got a nice ticket I can't play high class all day but some things never change I can't hide it in the closet, I can't stuff it in the trunk I always know there's treasure fit somewhere in the junk I can't keep it clean on Sundays and keep the lights and water on But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn Card action from the flowerbed, in a whiskey bottle vase Cadillac on a cinder block, duct tape on every other thing Roof burns in the sunroom, bugs at the back screen Dog hair on the restoration hardware, who says it can't have my stain I can't hide it in the closet, I can't stuff it in the trunk I always know there's treasure buried somewhere in the junk I can't keep my roots from showing but I'm still dishwater blind But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn New money, old habits, glove seat in the plastic Snake fingers in a basket, new money, old habits I can't hide it in the closet, I can't stuff it in the trunk I always know there's treasure buried somewhere in the junk I can't keep it clean on Sundays and keep the lights and water on But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn Got more rooms in the justice yard and I'm still acting on But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn I'm finally only up and up I'm finally only up and up