One time, this white man was like,
Del, what is it?
What is it?
I mean, we're guys.
We're available guys, too, you know?
So I came up with how I can date a white man
in order for me to date a white man.
He needs to let me know how he feels about reparations.
And then, provided he feels like we should get him,
then I'm going to need to know how much,
you know what I'm saying?
And then once I submit this invoice,
you know what I'm saying?
After he paid his invoice, you know what I'm saying?
That way, when we hold hands, I can be like,
uh-uh, he paid his family debt.
No.
No, this guilt-free white dating right here, no.
No, no, no.
He paid his personal reparations.
I don't know what everybody else is going to do.
Oh, my God.
A lot of Karen incidents.
I've been thinking about the Karens.
We need to figure out a way to get Karens on the black team.
Imagine if we had all that energy working for blacks,
you know what I'm saying?
A police just, you know, Karen is outside the Princeton
talking about, oh, oh, he's going to get out the car
with an unharmed after he shot up 12 kids at a school?
Let me talk to the lieutenant right here.
We got Karens in our race, too.
You know what I'm saying?
There's Karens in every race, because it's really women
that just need some D, you know what I'm saying?
Like, as soon as Karen get the D, she's going to be back
to being Rebecca, you know what I'm saying?
Like, cool as I don't know what.
Like, oh, my God.
Rebecca, was that you the whole time?
Rebecca is cool as I don't know what.
Yeah.
Oh, water.