White House Meltdown Christmas Day
A time to reflect
On all the bigly things I've done
Elections I've won
More than anyone
A time to enjoy
Winning the Christmas games
I always win
It's always the same
In golf and in life
More than anyone
Mother Earth can't keep on choking
Power stations smoking
We need that electricity
For the lights on the Christmas tree
We're gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day
Gonna find a Kremlin
Kremlin hiding in
Your sleigh
Gonna have a
Yonk! Yeah!
Ding-dong!
Hark the name
Gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day
Good times with friends
Enjoying the weapons we bought
The nations we fought against

All of those ignorant people we taught
And opening crackers
With old school sexist jokes in them
Winding the clock back
Making America great again
Everybody keep on spending
All keep on pretending
And if Santa really cared
He'd be taking his sleigh to the port

We're gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day
Gonna find a Kremlin
Kremlin hiding in
Your sleigh
Gonna have a
Yonk! Yeah!
Ding-dong!
Hark the name
Gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day
We're gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day
Get rid of the
White House Meltdown Christmas Day
Gonna have a White House Meltdown Christmas Day
Get rid of the
White House Meltdown Christmas Day
Like me, nobody else knows Christmas
Like me, nobody else can bring a white Christmas to ya
I can even bring a dark Christmas to ya
I'll give you any kind of color of Christmas, okay?
Just leave it to me
White House Meltdown Christmas Day
I can do that, I did that already
I did that twice already
Was that good?