We all been worshipin' the false messiah
Pray to God that I got here in time to guide ya
I came to bring ya hope, I came to bring ya joy
Now I've got to stay alive and drunk and unemployed
Got to stay alive and drunk and unemployed
Got to stay alive and drunk and unemployed
Here comes the whiskey robber
Here comes the whiskey robber
Here comes the whiskey robber
Here comes the whiskey robber
I came to destroy all the false piety
I came to destroy all the false piety
And smoke sip variety
I smoke sip variety
Enough good in a flush
I've spread my wisdom around like a rush
Spread my wisdom around like a rush
Spread my wisdom around like a rush
Spread my wisdom around like a rush
Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi
Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi
I sure hope she's gotta be sympathetic
She's a hot little Catholic paramedic
Gonna leave in the morning cause they're coming to get me
First I need you to eat and to bed me
Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi
Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi
Na-na-na, na-na-na
guitar solo
solo