Oh, you get me ready in your fifty-six Chevy Why don't we go sit down in the shade Take shelter on my front porch, the dandelion sun scorching like a glass of gold lemonade I will do the laundry if you pay all the bills Where is my John Wayne? Where is my Barry son? Where is my happy ending when all the cowboys go home? Why don't you stay the evening, kick back and watch the TV and I'll fix a little something to eat Oh, I know your back hurts from working on the tractor, how do you take your coffee that sweet? I will raise the children if you pay all the bills Where is my John Wayne? Where is my Barry son? Where is my happy ending when all the cowboys go home? Oh, you're wearing my new dress tonight, but you don't even notice me Say goodbye, say goodbye, say goodbye We finally sold our Chevy when we had another baby and you took the job in Tennessee You made friends at the farm and you join them at the bar almost every single day of the week I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer Where is my John Wayne? Where is my Barry son? Where is my happy ending when all the cowboys go home? Where is my mama man? Where is his shiny gun? Where is my lonely ranger? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where have all the cowboys gone? Where have all the cowboys gone?