Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot Wouldn't you like to get away? All those nights when you've got no light, the check is in the mail And your little angel hung the cat up by its tail And your third fiancé didn't show Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same You wanna be where everybody knows your name Roll out of bed and Mr. Cough is dead, the morning's looking bright And your shrink ran off to Europe and didn't even write And your husband wants to be a girl Be glad there's one place in the world where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came You wanna go where people know, people are all the same You wanna go where everybody knows your name Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came Where everybody knows your name