- You can have that. Let's get something more natural huh?
- Do it, do it a couple of steps
- Me dance?
- Yeah, actual steps
- That is
- Great. Wonderful!

A-boodle-oo beep beep baum, baum, baum
A-boodle-oo beep beep baum, baum, baum
A-boodle-oo beep beep baum, baum, baum

You give me a glow
You give me a lift
Oh, where did you go
To get such a gift?
Oh, where did you learn to dance?
Oh, what grace
What tecnique!
I went to my ballet class
For five times a week

Miss LeRoy, your movements have me so completely flored
(Call me Judy)
Judy, you deserve an anatomy award
(Huh?)
Where did you learn to twirl so superlatively?
You're gettin' me all agog
With your choraography
When you tap so
I am absolutely in a trance
Say, you could be a big star if you had the chance
Little lady

Where, oh, where, oh, where did you learn to dance?
Ho-o-ow did you get your shoes so enthusiastic?
I-I-I-I seem to flip when you trip the light fantastic
Would you state that you and I be patron of Ballet?
Quite so, and might I say
That I dig your tour jeté!
Crazy man!

Whe-e-e-e-ere did you get that quake and quiver?
It was wa-a-a-ay down upon the Swanee River
I like your poise, that is, I mean, I'm keen about your stance
Say, you could be the epitome of romance
What am I saying?

Where, oh, where, oh, where did you learn to dance?
Where, oh, where, oh, where did you learn to-
How you do twists
How you do turns
You'd better take care, or the carpet'll burn
Where, oh, where, oh, where did you learn to dance?