Well alright, I feel so good, get down
Where did the lead in my pencil go?
Who stole the plonker from my banjo?
Tell me please, cause I really gotta know
Who broke the string on my yo-yo
Get down, I feel so good
Well alright
I was a real humdinger when I was young
Women buzzing round me like flies round dung
I had a black bomber jacket and a gold medallion
Henry Cooper aftershave and balls like a stallion
But now I'm past my prime
He's a *, it's old man time
Get down
Well alright
I feel so good
She was sweet sixteen and sharp as a knife
I said well alright
Where have you been all of my life?
She looked at me and she said with scorn
Well for most of it, I wasn't even born
Then she gargled with a lager and lime
He's a *, it's old man time
I can't shoot my gears like I did before
The tiger in the tank won't even roar
And I can't push the pedal right down to the floor
And the goddamn piston won't pump no more
And I feel so bad
Get down
Well alright
Who got me muscles, turned them into jelly
Took them off me arms and wrapped them round me belly
Who stole the slider from me old trombone
Who broke the needle on me grandma's phone
But when I die and they lay me out
With flowers and weeping women all about me to see

Some of those ladies might point and grin
And say oh look, Rigor Mortis is setting in
Too waste, it will be a crime
He's a *, it's old man time
Well alright
I feel so good
Ruby children
I can't shoot my gears like I did before
The tiger in the tank won't even roar
And I can't push the pedal right down to the floor
And the goddamn piston won't pump no more
Has it happened to you?
My mother said that to keep good health
I never never should have used myself
And if I had a W-A-N-K
I'd spend my life by one whole day
Well actually if that were true
I should have died in about 1932
So really I'm doing fine
And * you old man time
I'm not a man, I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman














I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman