Would you like to learn to sing, would you like to sing my song? Would you like to learn to love me best of all? Anyone can learn the words and the melody so plain This is my song to bring you back again I'll teach you how to sing and dance with a song and dance routine And when the party's over, you can fall in love with me Would you like to learn to tango, do you dance the light fandango? Teach you how before we're done Anyone can make it two, any two can turn to one And the melody's lost before the song's begun Well, we sound so good together and so poorly sung alone Your harmony's an open breeze into my sheltered home Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I can teach you how to sing and dance with a song and dance routine And when my party's over, you can fall in love with me Thanks for watching!