I wake up, reach for my phone
No similar,
I feel alone
No memes, no news, no scrolling feed
This is a real emergency
I try to breathe,
I count to ten But I don't refresh the page again
When my wifi's down,
I lose my mind Feels like I'm living in ancient times
No cat videos, no GPS My life's a pixelated mess
I walk in circles, wear a frown
Oh no,
my wifi's down
I ask my router, why doesn't it work?
It blinked at me like I'm too old
I called support,
they played a tune Please hold,
we'll help
you soon
I checked the fridge,
I wrote a song
Is this what people did all along?
When my wifi's down,
I talk to plants Tried reading books,
I need my fans
No online orders,
no group chat How did we ever live like that?
I whisper, please come back around
But still,
my wifi's down
No streaming shows,
no online games No funny fails,
no dancing flames
I might survive,
but barely so If Netflix comes,
just let it go
When my wifi's down,
I feel the pain Like stuck inside a slow-mo train
I found my thoughts, I cleaned my room
But silence echoes like a tune
So I just sit and stare the wall down
Until my wifi's back in town
Until my wifi's back in town