I caught you in the saddle with some door lead Looks like you lost the battle with Maybelline I got an open mind, but three ways ain't my scene I may not be from Tennessee But you know I got a lot of dolly in me And there's a smoky man along that says thou shalt not cheat So take your truck and shove it I know how much you love it And it's a good thing, cause that's where you're moving to I'm gonna pull that wig down off the shelf Go high heels up with someone else Cause I ask myself, what would Molly do? W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E Say, where'd you find old Bumperlips? She sure could use some beauty tips And I could fix her up good with my two fists You're lucky I'm still taking meds Cause I'd burn this house down around your head I could shoot you too, but I'll pray for you instead So take your truck and shove it I know how much you love it And it's a good thing, cause that's where you're moving to I'm gonna pull that wig down off the shelf Go high heels up with someone else Cause I ask myself, what would Daddy do? W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E Should I make my hair a little taller? Should I make my waist a little smaller? Wanna pick up the phone and call her right now Right now Take your truck and shove it I know how much you love it And it's a good thing, cause that's where you're moving to I'm gonna pull that wig down off the shelf Go high heels up with someone else Cause I ask myself, what would Daddy do? Well I may look just like Bobby too But this ain't my first barbecue The question is, what would Nellie do? W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E W-W-W-E