What is this thing that keeps dragging me around? Is it mechanical? I recognize the sound And I'd give anything to be back on the ground What is this thing? What is this thing? Yeah! What is this thing? Is it just a state of mind? If this is Venice then I've gone Venetian blind I think my sanity is starting to unwind What is this thing? What is this thing? What is this thing? What is this thing? What is this thing? What is this thing? Yeah! What is this thing? What is this thing? Yeah! Is it a car wash or a pair of ankle weights? Is it an envelope or commemorative plates? There's a phrase that comes to mind I'm not sure that it translates Hey, Sesto! What is this thing? Yeah! What is this thing? What is this thing?