What are you trying to do to me

I closed my eyes I don't want to see

I don't want to hear about you and him

I just want to know if it's love that you're in

Coz you can't possibly be serious about him girl

And he's got to be delirious if he thinks he can win

With a not-so-pretty face

He's come to take my place

She's easily amused

And I know coz she fell for the same tricks

I once used

The things you say and the things you do

I've added them up and they don't compute

I give you an inch and you take a mile

You can't say no coz it aint your style girl

And it's obvious to me that he thinks he's gonna score

But it's not the case you say you're only friends and nothing more

But it makes perfect sense

And I speak from experience

She's easy to persuade

She's a piece of cake and he

Thinks he's got her made

You said goodbye to him a long

Long time ago

You changed your mind I guess

But you never let me know

You keep me guessing I'm always guessing wrong

Always wrong

With a not-so-pretty face

And a poorly thrown ceramic vase

It makes perfect sense

And I speak from experience

She's easily confused