there's a type of person that you see with a haircut that's pure comedyyou see this man in every town and he wants to be paul weller alongside birds with the flag fringetwice as funny when i saw one that was a change stuck in the past and he loves that rock cause he wants to be paul wellerso here the welling man come you can't stop laughing when you see onespent all his money a hair salon trying to look just like paulweller had the same haircut since he was 18. bought a coat in the sale that pretty greenhe cried all night when oasis split and he wants to be paul weller thinks he'd look good driving avespa but he looks a bit like a child molesterwatching quadrophenia three times a week cause he wants to be paul wellerso here the welling man come you can't stop laughing when you see onespent all this money at hair salon trying to look just like paul weller