We're gonna have a supper, we'll eat some food that's rareAnd at the head of the table, we'll place Brother Henry's chairInvite all the local big dogs, we'll laugh and talk and eatBut we'll save the bones for Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meatToday I'll go to market, buy up a lot of fishWell that will thrill Brother Henry, cause fish is his special dishGet a large can of molasses, have something really sweetBut we'll save the bones for Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meatHenry is not a drinker, he rarely takes a nipHe don't need a napkin, cause the things he eats don't drip blipOne day we had a banquet, it really was a bakeThey started off with short ribs, then finished up with steakBut when the feast was over, Brother Henry just kept his seatAnd we served the bones to Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meatOur banquet was most proper, right down to Dimitri'sFrom soup to lox and bagels, and pheasant under glassClass, we thought the chops were mellow, he said his chops were beetWe served the bones to Henry Jones, cause Henry don't eat no meatHe's an egg man, Henry don't eat no meatHe loves the pullets, Henry don't eat no meatA vegetarian Henry coming, Mother!Soup's on!