Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our six-star

The Hotel Cabana, a world full of drama

Interior designed by Dolce and Gabbana

Hotel Cabana, where you check out

Before you check in to our beds

And I guess you'll write their cheques out without checking

Double rooms with hammocks in

Masquerades and mannequins

Discounts for kids now and anyone who hasn't sinned

Yeah, but beware of the piranhas

And surveillance from the cameras

While you're wearing your Havanas in [Hook: Emeli Sand]

Hotel Cabana, where the sleepless kids live

Dancing with fire, look what your money did

Confetti on their heads, stranger in my beds, Cabana Hotel Cabana, where the curious go

Jump in the sauna, let the bad habits grow, oh, oh

Dancing on the edge, hope it never ends in Cabana [Outro: Tinie Tempah]

Uh, let me take you on a journey through these eternal corridors

Polished floors

No third, no seventh or eleventh floor

Founded and built upon the premise of a clever thought

Witness and experience of something unforgettable

Hotel Cabana, Jos Hosanna

There are cloaks and daggers

There are snakes and ladders, yeah

Lost souls roaming round like night owls

And make sure the doors are locked before you turn the lights out