There once was a cowboy who had it all figured out, well, at least he thought he had it figured
out.
His feet were in the south, but his sights were on the west.
On a search for new horizons, he booked a one-way trip to the coast, but as tales like
this often go, a pretty little thing came along and stopped him in his tracks.
Well, looks like a storm's coming.
Welcome to California Cowboy.