Here we are, in this room, there ought to be a preacher here pretty soon.Where's that preacher, has he lost his mind? He ain't never here on time.We're gonna get hitched today, everybody. Gonna tie the knot today.Don't worry about a thing, I've got the ring, and we're gonna get hitched today.Well, I'm the preacher, and I'm sorry I'm late, but I had a little nip with Sister Kate.I want you children to fall right in, cause this year's wedding is about to begin.Now I'm the groom, don't start no stuff, I've been waiting here long enough.Then get out the ring, it's plain to see, that I want a he-man to marry me.To marry you, to marry you.To heck yes, to marry me.Do you take this woman to be your wife, to fuss and fight for the rest of your life?I do, I do, I do.Do you take this fella for better or worse, till the man comes to take you away in a hearse?I do.Yeah? Well, you better take him till time can get better, cause you can't do no worse.Uh, I knew we should have got another preacher, this cat's a jerk.Well, brothers and sisters, let's gather around, old ref's getting ready to go to town.Just before we do this thing, everybody...Everybody jump and swing.Lordy, sister Claudia, this wedding is getting good to everybody.Oh, man, you sure are cute.Yeah, that's what all the sisters tell me, I'm beginning to believe in myself.I now pronounce you man and wife, and I hope you live for the rest of your life.Two times a day.It's twelve, it's twenty-four.Have a house full of kids and don't have no more.Thank you, you're advertised or not.We sure appreciate it a lot.Well, it's all over now, put your heart at ease.And that'll be five dollars, please.Thank you.Thank you.
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