We wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year Now bring us some figgy pudding And a cup of good cheer We wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year We won't go until we get some So bring it right here We wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year Figgy pudding is not vegan I don't want any figgy pudding And a cup of good cheer sounds like I'm laundry detergent I'm good on laundry detergent You know, the worst part about Christmas Is after Christmas It's like when you have to de-drag You know what I mean, Alaska? All I want for Christmas is for Violet Chachki To give me back the crown And the check that she stole from me Wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year Yo, Bianca, thanks for the new tee I don't even know what I'm even doing on this album I mean, is anyone, are we gonna spin the dreidel? Hey Santa, it's Fifi You know, I've been really, really good this year So please, no more coal But Jiggly, I mean, she's really not that nice Wait, I was a good girl, right, this year? Christmas in Russia is so strange Because there isn't really Santa Claus It's actually the devil and he's cross-dressing Like cosplaying a Barbarella character With all in black and red But for some reason we're all so happy to meet him We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas