Mayor, we don't really know the first thing about these people, or even what they want to build! Say you don't know me Or recognize my face Say you don't care who goes To that kind of place Knee deep in the hoopla Sinking in your bite Too many runaways Eating out tonight Marconi plays a mama Listen to the radio Don't you remember? We built this city We built this city on Clean, efficient living Exactly! But Mayor, think about the businesses already there! What about them? They're calling it economic redevelopment Apparently the bourbon no longer generates an adequate tax revenue That's why I keep telling you we need to bring back naked jello wrestling Thursdays But this time, check it We let women enter Maybe it's time to cash it in anyway Whoa, Dennis, what are you saying? It's just I'm sitting on this barstool Talking like a damn fool Got my 12 o'clock news blues And I'm giving up hope for the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Don't you a couple pros at? Come on, Dennis! Is it any wonder I'm sane at all? You do wash your hands a lot Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands? And it's ticking away Ticking away From me Hold the phone! You guys see who's in today's paper? Monster rockers, Arsenal are breaking up According to sources, lead singer Stacey Jax will leave the band after this tour to pursue a solo career Perfect, right? Lonnie, who gave Stacey and Arsenal their start? We did, so? So? What if we hosted their last gig ever? The last Arsenal show here? Tell me that wouldn't generate an adequate tax revenue Plus, Stacey still owes me from that hotel incident with the cool whip and the baby llama Love it! I just hope it's enough It's gotta be! I mean, the mayor isn't a total money-grubbing *** What? Mayor, you're not thinking clearly Mayor takes the money and Ritten City! No! Ritten City on rock and roll! Rock this city! Regina, you're fired! Ritten City on rock and roll! You're not gonna get away with this I can't believe you still have his number Stacey! It's Denbo Who? Dennis Dennis Dupree Listen, how would you like to do your Arsenal farewell show here at the Bourbon? Well, we already got something planned for our last tour gig in Bourbon I understand that, but just imagine for a second your last gig in a place that started it all A lot of press on something like that Yeah, it sounds cool And, of course, we put your name up off the band Stacey Jax And Arsenal One night only! Right before a solo album? It's just between you and me, I'm so glad you're doing it You know what I always used to say about you? What? Well, you're a gem, you're a genius You can solve the world's problems without even trying That's true I've got dozens of friends and the fun never ends That is as long as I'm buying Is it any wonder I'm not the president? I'd vote for you, Stacey Is it any wonder I'm not a boy? I don't even know what that means Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands? And it's ticking away, ticking away for me Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands And I don't know what to do Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Too much time Shall I call the bulldozers? Remember when you sh***** that baby llama? I'll do it