There's an intruder in my house

He cut my phone-lines, can't dial out

I scream for police but I doubt

They're gonna hear me when I shout A couple of cocktails will send me to jail

There's a couple of cops hot on my trail

But this time, when I get pulled over

There's a Doberman, Pinscher and a Pitbull in the seat

These pigs'll get bit fooling with me Quit fooling with me

Bitch, you're gonna see

No pistol in the seat

Why it always gotta be an issue when you're me

And which you're gonna see in the long run

I'ma be the wrong one You wanna harass with this Limo tinted glass

Flashin' that flash-light on my ass, where was you at?

Last night when them assholes

Ran up on my grass

Rapper slash actor

Kiss the crack on my cracker slashed ass They took away my right to bear arms

What I'm posed to fight with bear palms?

Yeah, right

They coming with bombs, I'm comin' with flare-guns

We as Americans We as a Americans, us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves, look at our *** has been

We better check ourselves livin' up in these streets

Through worse and through better health

Surviving by any means We as Americans, us as a citizen

We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?

We better check ourselves, look at our *** has been

Take a look where you live

This is America and we are Americans I'ma make Vuku bucks wearin' Vuku vests

Drama hanging over my head like a Voodoo Hex

I could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nest

But you know who with an S tattooed to my chest But I've innested, now I got the Industry pissy

Ever since me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it's funny

We got a buzz spreading quicker

Than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty *** money, I don't rap for dead presidents

I'd rather see the president dead

It's never been said

But I said precedents and the standards

And they can't stand it My name should've been ***

The *** should've been plastered

On my forehead with a stamp

I should've been blasted

I should've been had a cap pulled in my ass

But I'm too swift and fast for that, I'm past it I'm too old to go and cruise Gratiot

*** that ***

I done seen a fastest rap ***

And turning into some pap-pap ***

That quick, snap click

But this time they got *** automatic

And no one gon' test this mon, clack We as a Americans, us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves, look at our *** has been

We better check ourselves, livin' up in these streets

Through worse and through better health

Surviving by any means We as Americans, us as a citizen

We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?

We better check ourselves, look at our *** has been

Take a look where you live

This is America and we are Americans I got a secret if you can keep it between us

I tuck two Nina's under my jeans either side of my penis

Under my Long Johns, under my Sean Johns

When running with the long arm or the long long gone I'ma do five years or less than that

No questions asked

It might be a good idea to stop right here

And quit while I'm ahead, already in the red

Already got a steady infrared nipped on my head A target on my back, bigger problems than that

Bin Laden on my ass, he probably gone send a task

I ain't gone even ask, they ain't gone let me pack

They ain't gone gimme my semi but I got my whizz at We as a Americans, us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves, look at our *** has been

We better check ourselves, livin' up in these streets

Through worse and through better health

Surviving by any means We as Americans, us as a citizen

We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?

We better check ourselves, look at our *** has been

Take a look where you live

This is America and we are Americans