Well
I didn't wanna show up,
but our families go way back
So when you said your vows,
that's exactly where I sat
Thank God for open bars,
cause watching this * ain't easy
In the middle of y'all's first dance,
couldn't help but see you see me
And then a flash,
I'm back to sipping Jack with you before you found me,
Sir Ole Miss
You tipped your glass at me behind his
back and I couldn't help but notice
You're drinking water at your wedding,
girl Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
If I'm a bitten man,
I'm bitten,
girl You're scared to death of what this small town
would think Well I think them tears ain't happy tears
I think you don't love him at all I
think the two paint lines appear now
You can't have no alcohol Daddy's shotgun and your mama's pearls
Drinking water at your wedding,
water at your wedding,
girl
Your husband's got a beer and he handed you champagne
Yeah, I saw you pour down that vase
And don't be looking at me like you miss me
I'm just throwing back whiskey while
you're drinking water at your wedding,
girl
Ain't no bubbles up in that drink
If I'm a bitten man, I'm bitten, girl
You're scared to death of what this small town would think
Well I think them tears ain't happy
tears I think you don't love him at all
I think the two paint lines appear now You can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun and your mama's pearls
Drinking water at your wedding,
water at your wedding,
girl
Water at your wedding, girl
About 2am,
two months ago You showed up drunk at my place
Started tearing off clothes And we ain't talked about it since
But sitting here I'm thinking What if I'm the reason
that you're up there drinking water at your wedding,
girl?
I guess that we'll know in time If I'm a bitten man,
I'm bitten,
girl Your secret's gonna have my eyes
I think them tears ain't happy tears
I think you don't love him at all
I think the two paint lines appear now You can't have no alcohol
Daddy's shotgun and your mama's
pearls Drinking water at your wedding,
water at your wedding,
girl