What gives you the right to say I ain't ladylike, cause I ain't a lady like you? It's too late now to water myself down, cause you can't handle a hundred proof So girl, I've one of enlightened things of, buy yourself a shot or two I see you over there with your big shiny diamond, right round your finger like a ball and chain And it's me over here making noise with the boys, laughing and dancing and feeling no pain You're rolling your eyes while I'm rolling the dice, like I'm some kind of wannabe You act like everybody wants to be you, and you really wanna be me Yeah, I love my team but I'm no prom queen, I ain't the girl next door But I got friends who love me as I am and help me pick my hot mess off the floor I make mistakes with a smile on my face, that's what this crazy life is for I see you over there with your big shiny diamond, right round your finger like a ball and chain And it's me over here making noise with the boys, laughing and dancing and feeling no pain You're rolling your eyes while I'm rolling the dice, like I'm some kind of wannabe You act like everybody wants to be you, and you really wanna be me Yeah, girl, I'm gonna enlighten things up, buy yourself a shot or two That's you over there with your big shiny diamond, right round your finger like a ball and chain And it's me over here making noise with the boys, laughing and dancing and feeling no pain You're rolling your eyes while I'm rolling the dice, like I'm some kind of wannabe You act like everybody wants to be you, and you really wanna be me You're rolling your eyes while I'm rolling the dice, like I'm some kind of wannabe You act like everybody wants to be you, and you really wanna be me