This is the story about a pit crew member turned
TRICKLINE!
Came into the comp in blue
Waving that flag, I yelled,
OH PIT CREW!
Looking around, not a friend to be found
Xan and Tis said,
YOU'RE MEAN GIRL NOW!
No one knew what I could do
But I had a clue
Do you sew or do you glue?
A wangable mini wang
Like assholes!
You can have your opinion
If you're a fan of the wang
I'll call you my minion
Is that an accent?
Banana, banana, tomato, tomao
Time went on and the queens went home
But not once did I say,
OH NO!
Like a chasu bow, I'm so hot right now
Minion to maxi wins
Honour to my family king
The underdog who's built like a god
All aboard!
One express trine
She deserves to reign!
Wangable mini wang
I've changed your opinion
You're now a fan of the wang
You now are my minion
It's a wang-gaple world!