So I decided I didn't want to support that place.
Instead, I went to one of those little corner stores
and just got a bag of baby carrots.
Well, it wasn't enough, you know,
because baby carrots are famously small.
So I'm heading on to my flight,
and as I'm waiting to board,
this guy taps me on the shoulder.
And to understand what happened next,
you need to know that I shave my own head every day.
And to save time, I bought this razor
that's shaped like a bowl,
which is great if your head is shaped like a sphere.
But my head is shaped more like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
It's like round, round, round.
Oh, it was pointy the whole time.
So I had missed a spot,
because the guy behind me in line, he goes,
is that the worst haircut?
You've ever had?
He's just giving feedback.
Thing is, it wasn't the worst haircut I've ever had.