We are the Village Green Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck for the villain variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
God save Strawbridge and all the different varieties
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do?
We are the Columbia Preservation Society
God save Christmas for the villain variety
We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them
We are Michelle O'Connor's English-speaking vernacular
Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula
We are the Office Brock Persecution Affinity
God save Little Shops, China Cups and virginity
We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliate
Help save Tudor houses, antique tables and billions
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do?
We are the Village Green Preservation Society
God save Donald Duck for the villain variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
God save Strawbridge and all the different varieties
God save the Village Green
God save the Village Green