God, I wish somebody woulda told me when I was younger That all bodies aren't the same Photoshop itty-bitty models on magazine covers Told me I was overweight I stopped eating, what a bummer Can't have carbs in a hot girl's summer If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger I'd say, psst I know Victoria's Secret A girl you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Crashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's Secret She was made up by a dude Oh, she was made up by a dude A dude Victoria was made up by a dude I wish somebody woulda told me that thighs of thunder Meant normal human thighs And all the pressure I was under To lose my appetite And fight the cellulite With hunger games like every night If I could go back and tell myself when I was younger I'd say, psst I know Victoria's Secret A girl you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Crashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's Secret She was made up by a dude Oh, she was made up by a dude A dude Victoria was made up by I know Victoria's Secret A girl you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Crashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's Secret She was never made for me and you