I'm done, I've just begun
And I want out, it's still year one
Teach me how to tie my shoe
And how to do my taxes too
Sometimes the bill's too big to swallow
I take a swig of something I took as a kid Whenever I was kinda sick
And I always call my mom instead of Reading what the bottle says
Even though I'm thirty-four and live alone I trust her more
Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh
Uh huh uh huh
uh huh uh huh
You need to know most things You thought you'd need to know
Things you learn alone in some adults they never learn
They never learn,
they never learn,
they'll never learn
Over,
under,
round and through Someday I may learn to do
Bunny ears and loop-de-loops I miss the velcro on my shoes
Over,
under, round and through
Someday I may learn to do
Bunny
ears and loop-de-loops Can't help but feel as though I'm screwed