Ding-dong-ding, ding-a-***-a-ding, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-a-***-ding. Up good Christians, fold and hasten, while the merry churches ring, and from Stephen, ye good people, come adore the new-born King. Tell the story how from glory God came down at Christmas time, bringing gladness, chasing sadness, shining blessings far and wide. Born of mother, blessed mother, ex-marina, virginia, in a stable in Christopher, Christus natus odiae. Ding-dong-ding, ding-a-***-a-ding, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-a-***-ding.