Oh, come for a trip
On Uncle Nubby's steamboat
Where you can hide
Your worries on the high float
And we'll take a trip
To leprechauns and shamrocks
And hide our minds in troubles for a while
And we're going where the grass is growing green
To a mystic land that no one else has seen
Where oblivion takes the mind's reality
And reality fades into a memory
Captain Bluebeard gives a smile
At the gangway site to meet you
The first mate by his side
With a work card if he need you
They take you to your bed
But your cabin's cool and cosy
Full steam ahead, we're ready for to go
And we're going where the grass is growing green
To a mystic land that no one else has seen
Where oblivion takes the mind's reality
And reality fades into a memory
Ah, now bring on the dancing girls
The show is now in motion
The choo-choo train has gone
It's halfway up the mountains
The fairies and the witch
And the banshees drinking brandy
Uncle Nubby, at last he's in command
And we're going where the grass is growing green
To a mystic land that no one else has seen
Where oblivion takes the mind's reality
And reality fades into a memory
Nowhere after Tyr and Anor
The goddess of love is Grannia
Cahulian can't get in
In his court he has no fannia
The leprechauns go by
In a twinkling mystic vision
And the shepherds go by
Shamrock lies a-morning in the grave
And we're going where the grass is growing green
To a mystic land that no one else has seen
Where oblivion takes the mind's reality
And reality fades into a memory
And reality fades into a memory
To a mystic land that no one else has seen