I saw the splendor of the moonlight on Honolulu Bay
There's something tender in the moonlight on Honolulu Bay
And all the beaches are full of peaches who bring their yukes along
And in the glimmer of the moonlight they love to sing
This song
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you
If you like to linger where it's shady, ukulele lady linger too
If you kiss a ukulele lady while you promise ever to be true
And she see another ukulele lady fooling round with you
Maybe she'll sign
Maybe she'll cry
Maybe she'll find somebody else by and by
To sing to when it's cool and shady where the tricky wicky wacky woo
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you
A choker wacky wacky, a make a hippy happy
A choker wacky wacky, a make a hippy happy
She used to say
My memories cling to me by moonlight on Honolulu Bay
My memories cling to me by moonlight although I'm far away
Someday I'm going where eyes are glowing and lips are made to kiss
To see somebody in the moonlight and hear the song I miss
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you
A choker wacky, a make a hippy happy
If you like to linger where it's shady
Ukulele lady linger too
A choker wacky, a make a hippy happy
If you kiss a ukulele lady while you promise ever to be true
A choker wacky, a make a hippy happy
And she see another ukulele lady fooling round with you
A choker wacky, a make a hippy happy
Maybe she'll sign
Maybe she'll cry
Maybe she'll find somebody else by and by
To sing to when it's cool and shady
When it's tricky, wicky, wacky, woo
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you
And you like a me, and we like a ukulele
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you