You're so pretty, oh so pretty, you're some pretty dollYou got the kind of eyes that seem to talkThey make me get so nervous that I have to walkOh, I love you, how I love you, more and more each dayYes, you got some smile and you're handsome tooI got a million dollars that I'll spend on youCause you're so pretty, oh so pretty, you're some pretty dollThat was a little song my family used to sing to me when I was quite smallNaturally, they thought I would improve and mellow with ageFirst date, what did the chick lay on me?Hey, you're ugly, man, you're ugly, you're some ugly childThe clothes that you wear are not in styleYou look like an ape every time you smileHow I hate you, you alligator bait youWhy don't you lay down and die?Oh, you knock me, pigeon-toed, box-angled tooThere's a curse in your family and it fell on youYour hair is nappy, who's your pappy?You're some ugly child. . .You're bigfoot, barefoot, slew-footed tooHow'd they ever get a pair of shoes on you?Your hair is nappy, who's your pappy?You're some ugly child