You're so pretty, oh so pretty, you're some pretty doll
You got the kind of eyes that seem to talk
They make me get so nervous that I have to walk
Oh, I love you, how I love you, more and more each day
Yes, you got some smile and you're handsome too
I got a million dollars that I'll spend on you
Cause you're so pretty, oh so pretty, you're some pretty doll
That was a little song my family used to sing to me when I was quite small
Naturally, they thought I would improve and mellow with age
First date, what did the chick lay on me?
Hey, you're ugly, man, you're ugly, you're some ugly child
The clothes that you wear are not in style
You look like an ape every time you smile
How I hate you, you alligator bait you
Why don't you lay down and die?
Oh, you knock me, pigeon-toed, box-angled too
There's a curse in your family and it fell on you
Your hair is nappy, who's your pappy?
You're some ugly child
. . .
You're bigfoot, barefoot, slew-footed too
How'd they ever get a pair of shoes on you?
Your hair is nappy, who's your pappy?
You're some ugly child