We sit here tonight in this quaint *** lit bar
Telling each other how lonely we are
While they're all together we're losing our mind
My wife and my husband are two of a kind
They're two of a kind, they'll never be true
They've broken each promise they made me and you
There's no use pretending, we've known all the time
My wife and my husband are two of a kind
And my husband are two of a kind
I can't understand why he'd let you go
And how she could hurt you, I'll never know
As we collide
And so each other we're beginning to find
His wife and her husband are two of a kind
They're two of a kind, but then so are we
They need each other, we need company
While they're all together
We'll have peace of mind
His wife and her husband are two of a kind
Two of a kind