Ha-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Ra-ga-ra-ga-doo!
I went down to the club and I met this girl
We started to dance, she was rockin' my world
I gave her a flyer, I said check out my band
I had a good look, my willie jumped hard in hand
Then we went for some coffee at the pick-me-up
And the next stop was the capital truck
What you did was funny, boy, I tell ya, it was wild
Said something about a two-headed love child
Two-headed love child
This child of love fell from the sky on the fifteenth day of July
One body, two heads, as big as the world
I couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl
It had two noses, and four big eyes
Made martyr fell men, I looked past cries
Took a flock of storks to carry this one
I'm here to see the mother after she was done
You won't get away from willie!
You won't get away from willie!
Hey willie, hey willie
You see what happens when you do the funny, boy?
I tell ya, I tell ya, they really want to sell ya
Inquiring minds want to know, what's the word?
Two-headed love child
Two-headed love child