I've got to update my love life from 2.0 to 6.9
Need to download a new system and stop surfing from 9 to 5
Have to come to my senses
Apply for some new references
I'm gonna be a Twitter quitter
At least for a while
Stop hiding behind that screen
And get some FaceTime for free
I'm gonna be a Twitter quitter
I'm gonna shut her down
Stop hiding behind that keyboard and just say hi
I could shout out headlines
Tweet and Facebook my life away
Upgrade my social life to one
Who engages people around me
In real life
The blue screen shuts me down
I'm gonna be a Twitter quitter
At least for a while
Stop hiding behind that screen
And get some FaceTime for free
I'm gonna be a Twitter quitter
I'm gonna shut her down
Stop hiding behind that keyboard and just say hi
Have to stop saving all my searches
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
Stop pimping my profile
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
Have to face the consequences
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet
Neglect my followers
I'm gonna keep it real
I'm gonna be a Twitter quitter
At least for a while
Stop hiding behind that screen
And get some FaceTime for free
I'm gonna be a Twitter quitter
I'm gonna shut her down
Stop hiding behind this keyboard and just say hi
You're a Twitter quitter, yeah
You're a Twitter quitter, yeah