I got a house on the hill,
it's about to fall down.
14 chickens and an old blue tick hound.
Now the hound's gone blind and the chickens,
they won't lay.
Think I'll just sell out, gonna move far away.
I'll take $29 for the whole shebang.
$29 for the whole blame thing.
Cash or check, you just don't make a dang.
I'll take $29 for the whole shebang.
Now
there's lots of extras that go with this place.
Ain't got no chimney,
but a nice fireplace.
Outdoor plumbing,
the very, very best.
A perfect spot to enjoy a rest.
I'll take $29 for the whole shebang.
$29 for the whole blame thing.
Cash or check, you just don't make a dang.
I'll take $29 for the whole shebang.
Well,
I've got an old scarecrow guarding four rows of corn,
a one-legged rooster that sleeps through the morn,
and a split rail fence it circles all about.
It's still standing up, but it ain't very stout.
I'll take $29 for the whole shebang.
$29 for the whole blame thing.
Cash or check, you just don't make a dang.
I'll take $29 for the whole shebang.