When I'm a worker I always wish I'd come for lunch So I can check out what's upon the Brady Bunch And when I'm walking through the front door at night I gotta see who's living on the pricier side Oh, I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some too many categories I need my TV What's happening in this world, I don't care at all But if it's better not to be out running at football I can't even come up with my own views I'll talk how to think on the evening news Oh, I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some too many categories I need my TV *