Tuscaloosa bus, Tuscaloosa busBuses now leavin' for all over AlabamaSelma, Atmo, Weetumpa, Montgomery, Jasper, and MobileHey Gus, is that the bus to Tuscaloosa?Hey Gus, is that the Tuscaloosa bus?Gonna flag that man down, get out of this townMister take me where I used to beTo that U-Haul chick who's waitin' for meYes sir, it's the bus to Tuscaloosa, CaloosaYes sir, it's the Tuscaloosa busBoy I'm movin' in style, I love every mileAnd I just can't wait until I dateThat sweet Lollapalooza who'll need to bus that TuscaloosaHey Gus, what price buses you got on this line?Boy I got a $3 bus, $4 bus, and a $5 busWhat's the difference between them buses?Well the $5 bus, you get a detourIs there one you highly recommend?Yes sir, that's the bus to TuscaloosaTaint fur on the T-U-S-C-A-L-O-O-S-A busNah, Atlanta T.A. is plenty okayAnd I'm glad Fort Worth is on this earthCause below that Mason D is the place for meHey look, that bus is a must for TuscaloosaLook out, it's the Tuscaloosa busBoy I'm movin' in style, I love every mileAnd I know just who you're gonna seeThat sweet Lollapalooza who'll need that bus in Tuscaloosa