Everything's happening at the turn of the century I'm gonna buy myself a time machine, go to the turn of the century And all those people passing by, and the town crier makes his cry At the turn of the century, turn of the century Big white hats and men in spats, at the turn of the century With those horseless carriages, at the turn of the century And there are lots of things to do, on a bicycle built for two At the turn of the century, turn of the century Everything's happening at the turn of the century I'm gonna buy myself a time machine, go to the turn of the century And all those people passing by, and the town crier makes his cry At the turn of the century, turn of the century At the turn of the century