� Have you read any good telephone books lately? If you ain't, then let me recommend one.� I've already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times. If you don't know any last names, it ain't much fun.� Readin' that Tulsa telephone book can drive a guy insane. Especially if that girl you're looking for has no last name.� I gotta find her and tell her I don't want our love to end. So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again.� Well, I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything going. She lived in Tulsa and didn't have anything on.� She said, my name is Shirley. I said, my name is T. I woke up the next morning and she was gone.� All of the Tulsa operators know my voice now. They gotta know how long I've been alone.� If you meet a girl named Shirley with some ribbons in her hair, would you tell her that she's wanted on the phone?� Readin' that Tulsa telephone book can drive a guy insane. Especially if that girl you're looking for has no last name.� I gotta find her and tell her I don't want our love to end. So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again.� So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again.