Mr. TSA ManWant the feel of a warm handOver here's my scar, need my waistbandFrom body surfing years agoWhen life's promise was spelled in the summer's evening glowAnticipating my disrobingOh, here I'm always acquiescentJackets and shoes off, nothing drasticBelts off, I can get to messingTSA Man, pat me downStand me up and turn me aroundI'm a star for affection, human touchAs long as you like it, it won't take muchHey, hey, I'm gonna book a flightBut I might just not get on boardHave nice moments with security friendsAnd go home and ruminate on it againOh, I forgot, there's something in my carBetter go back out and get itI'll be right backI'll see you soonMaybe I'll bring my dog and let you pet itTSA Man, pat me downStand me up and turn me aroundI'm a star for affection, human touchAs long as you like it, it won't take muchHey, hey, I'm a star for affection, human touchIt's bulging, it's my colostomy badI'm an insta-terrorist suspectRather prominent protuberanceA nice hard spot that you can't checkOh, I forgot, there's something in my carBetter go back out and get itI'll be right backPlease hold my spotOh, you're so nice and kind to meI'm pathetic, see that same man pat me down, stand me up and turn me around. I'm starved for attention, human touch, as long as you like it won't take much.Gotta make sure the alarm goes off in the right place where lots of metal. Wait a minute, you missed a spot, wouldn't want your boss to be unsettled.See that same man pat me down, stand me up and turn me around. I'm starved for attention, human touch, as long as you like it won't take much.Human touch.Human touch.