True, true confessions I don't want to live this life with you True, true confessions Boy, I wish that you would only tell the truth Who is it? It's me, Lou. Open up! Oh, Doc. I'm glad you came over, man. What's the matter? Lisa's on the warpath again? Yeah, man. Lisa's bugging. She's been yelling and screaming all day. And throwing glass at me. Yo, watch it! Oh, ***! Now, Lisa, put down that glass. I'm sick and tired of you lying to me all the time. Lisa, Lisa. Come on, now. Calm down. Lisa, what are you doing with those two knives? I'm sharpening them. Because I'm going to turn his bow legs into knoll legs. And after I cut his legs off, I'm going to cut off his... Stop, Lisa. Hold up for a second. Yo, bro. I think she wants to kill you. I know, man. That's why I called you over, Doc. I mean, you are my best friend. And you can talk to Lisa because she really likes you. Oh, really? Yeah, man. She tells me that all the time. She says sometimes she wishes she would have married you instead of me. But I know she only says that when she's mad at me. Okay. I'll talk to her. You just wait outside in the backyard. Hey, Lisa, baby. What's the matter? Doc, all of this done is causing heartache. Look. Here. Feel my heart. Wow. Well, I got some advice because Lou's my best friend. But he's no good for you. He really sucks. He lies to you. He messes with girls around your back. He's full of ***. In fact, you should call your lawyer and get a divorce. You think I should call him now? Yeah. In fact, I remember your lawyer's name. His name is Blair Underwood. Lisa, listen. It's a jungle out there. True confessions I don't want to live this life with you True confessions Boy, I wish that you would only tell the truth Hello. Lawyers Incorporated. Blair Underwood speaking. Hello, Blair. This is Lisa. Lisa, what's going on? What can I do for you today? Oh, listen, listen. I want a divorce from Lou. This marriage is just not going to work. Oh, for real? For real. Okay, well, listen, listen, listen. I don't want you to give up, all right? I don't know how you and Lou feel about each other. I just want you to... Maybe I can come over there and try to talk to both of you and smooth everything out. Oh, well... Wait a minute, okay? All right. Hey, Doc! Come here, come here. The last lady can come over and smooth things out. Lisa, what? Let me talk to him. Yo, what's up, Blair? It's Doc. What's going on? You. Hey, yo, I want you... This marriage is over. I want you to represent Lisa in her divorce. It's over, man. Lou is no good. He's been cheating and lying to Lisa for years. But, Doc, check it out. I know Lou. I could wait... Plus, I gave down brothers. I give you two Gs to do this. Hey, Lou is kind of a dog. Yeah, okay, all right. You do this? All right, let me talk to Lisa back on the line. All right, hold on. Hello, Blair? Yeah. Are you sure you want to go through with this? Yeah, I'm sure. All right, hold up. You should be getting those divorce papers through your fax machine, right? Right about now. Oh, here they are. You got it? Thanks, Blair. I'll talk to you later. All right, check it out, check it out. Lisa, you know what? Hold up. Since you're getting this divorce through Lou right now, you know, maybe you and I can do this. I haven't done this in a long time. Maybe you and I can hook up and do this thing. Bye, Blair. No, Lisa! Lisa! Damn. Boy, am I glad it's over. Because Lou's a dog. No, he's not a dog, baby. He's a cow. Hey, Lisa. I'm glad you're getting rid of Lou. Because I am the right man for you. I'll treat you right. Well, I've always liked you too, Doc. Good. Let's tell Lou. Yo, Lou! Well, is everything cool now? Sure. Lisa's divorcing you. What? Bye-bye. That's right. Get out of here. Wait a minute. I love you, Lisa. Let's get married. When? Right now. Hey, I got a minister right in the closet. Hey, minister! Good evening, children. My name is Minister Clark. And we are gathered here to get you two married. It will only just take a little time. Time's up. I now pronounce you man and wife. Now you can commence walking the dog. Now! Wow. Man and wife. Hey, Lisa. I love you. I love you too, Doc. I really love you, Lisa. I love you too, baby. Hey, Lisa. What? I love you. I love you too. Hey, Doc. I bet you I could say I love you before the record fades. I love you. Wait a minute. This is my album. I love you. Yo. This has been a long, hardcore, worked-upon album. And me and my producers, Full Force, especially like a brother to me, B-Fine, we've been busting ass to put this album together. And it's coming straight to you from the Debonair Dr. Ice. It's called The Mike Stalker. And I'd like to dedicate this album to B-Fine of Full Force. See ya, you sick motherfuckers. See ya, you sick motherfuckers.