Put me in a special school

Cause I am such a fool

And I dont need a single book

To teach me how to read Who needs stupid books?

They are for petty crooks

And I will learn by studying

The lessons in my dreams So turn off the TV

Cause thats what others see

And movies are as bad as

Eating chocolate ice cream They only sicken me

Dont let me play football

Ill sack the quarterback

And jack the brother of the ball Im a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up Im a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I dont have the patience

To keep it on the up I picked up a guitar

What does this signify?

Im gonna play some heavy metal riffs

And you will die You wanted arts and crafts

Hows this for arts and crafts?

Thats right Im growing out my hair

Im movin out to Cherokee

Im gonna be a rock star

And you will go to bed with me Cause I cant work a job

Like any other slob

Punchin in and punchin out

And suckin' up to Bob Marrying a bitch

Having 7 kids

Giving up and growing old

And hoping theres a God Im a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up Im a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I dont have the patience

To keep it on the up Im gonna be a star

And people will crane necks

To get a glimpse of me

And see if I am having *** In studying my moves

They try to understand

Why I am so unlike the singers

In the other bands Im such a mystery

As anyone can see

There isnt anybody else

Exactly quite like me And when its party time

Like 1999

Ill party by myself

Because Im such a special guy Im a troublemaker

Never been a faker

Doing things my own way

And never giving up Im a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I dont have the patience

To keep it on the up

(Keep it on the up) Im a troublemaker

(Keep it on the up)

Im a troublemaker

(Keep it on the up) Im a troublemaker

(Keep it on the up)

Im a troublemaker

Never giving up