Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon, and welcome back to the auditions for Troll Productions Incorporated.
Remember, we're looking for a jingle for our new line of troll dolls. A jingle.
Alright, so thanks for coming to the auditions. Our first up, U2.
Troll doll, out on the street
Got no job, got no money, got no shoes and no feet
But the guy says, hey, stay high
I'm a troll doll
I'm a troll doll
I...
Thank you. Next up for the auditions, the four non-blondes.
25 years, I'll be 30 years old
I'm five and I'm sitting here
Playing with a stroll this troll
That I got for Christmas
And so I play with his shirt and I play with his hair
I'm gonna play with my friend, so I put you right there
And I, I'll be back, I'll be back in a minute
But when I come back around, my troll's not there
And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair
And I scream from the top of my lungs that my troll is gone
And I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I said, hey, my troll is gone
Thank you. Next up...
Next up, the auditions are R.E.M.
That's it in the window
That troll's blue
Life's special
Here at K-Mart, can't wait to get in
Oh no, it costs too much
I don't have enough
Thank you. Next up, next up we'll do The Counting Crows.
Thank you. Next up, next up we'll do The Counting Crows.
Got this doll, he's a friend of mine
So I said, I need him, Mr. Troll
We go out for a walk sometime
We take a walk, we take a walk, yeah
Mr. Troll and me
Cruise around the streets of Boston
And we get lost sometimes
But don't know how
So sold out show and we're
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la
La-la-la-la
Mr. Troll and me
Gonna be a big star
Next up, um
Next up, Coldplay
I bought a troll
I bought a troll for you
The one you wanted was blue
But they only had yellow
Together. One, two, three, four
I bought a troll
I bought a troll for you
The one you wanted was blue
But they only had yellow
Next up, uh
That was great. Next up, uh
Next up, the auditions, Alanis Morissette
I wanted a troll doll
But didn't have money to pay for it
We decided to steal it
A five-finger discount and run for it
But you, you got away
And I was indicted
Because of a troll doll
Next up, um
Next up, the Dave Matthews Band
I served him in a toy store
Got a troll for a kicker
I fell asleep and it locked me in
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now I'm stuck inside
Because here I have been
Shopping for a long, long time
Trading, trotting trolls
For a long, long time
Open up this toy store
And let me out, little baby
Thank you very much!
I appreciate it!
Good night, everybody!
Thank you very much!